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Beer Vs. Pussy


8.17.2005 - 11:58:00 PM - Beer Vs. Pussy

1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to
BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point
to Pussy

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off -
One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it
settles down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to
BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've
drank it - One point to BEER




FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7


That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER


PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

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::. comment: My guy friends in the room right now think you're a god.

I brought them here.

One point to PUSSY.

;>

- Blogger Kacki : 21/8/05 12:32 AM  




::. comment: My friend showed it to me its not mine but I just thought it was funny.

- Blogger tanner : 21/8/05 1:51 AM  


   

 

 

 

   
   
 
 
 

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